January 2012
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
bestcaost:
my new years resolution is to stop being ugly
Put a ❄ in my ask to give me a new years kiss!
When someone tells me they like me
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
December 2011
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“Você que inventou a tristeza ora, tenha a fineza de desinventar.”
– Chico Buarque (via sol-e-flores-noite-e-luar)
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Muito boa noite?
Considerando que esse é o último boa noite de 2011, que seja uma noite boa, não é? Quem está por aí blogando e vai blogar até meia noite? (:
Alguém aí vai fazer simpatiazinha de ano novo? q
Feliz ano novo adiantado pra todos vocês. Que todas as nossas expectativas se cumpram, e que tudo dê certo, :3
“Eu já tinha me esquecido de como as pessoas ficam melancólicas e nostálgicas no...”
– (via reerguer-se)
